Posted 1 month ago

aquus:

rats-in-the-walls:

muserinastrangeland:

tomithejellyfish:

I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you full of squid, sew you back up, then throw you into the ocean

and that’s what you missed on glee

Posted 1 month ago

especiallypsychicspud:

why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it

Posted 1 month ago
tepshie:

in which Eddie Redmayne pulls the same face as me whenever i see Aaron Tveit on my dash
from this post

tepshie:

in which Eddie Redmayne pulls the same face as me whenever i see Aaron Tveit on my dash

from this post

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

m0shwith-me:

redkiteslongnights:

That house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church continues to be awesome.

(Source: nakdeth)

Posted 1 month ago

stravaganza:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

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If you don’t end up married, I will have lost faith in everything.

Posted 1 month ago

thefithealthyway:

freshly—fit:

Meow💪

I actually said ‘unf’ out loud.

This isn’t fair. Why. How.

Ugh.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)

Posted 1 month ago

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions